gnumblr:

visiting your animal crossing town after months of not playing

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misjudgments:

when you find them, keep them.

fuckyeahthehawkseye:

screeching-supper:

this meme was too silly for me to pass it up. Sorry
I won’t lie, I did it mostly for the Stoick pic =D

OMFG XD

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

(Source: blowjobs-from-xenomorphs)

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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Anonymous Asked
QuestionHave you ever slapped a person for explaining a joke? Answer

No.

lightofdwayna:

Caithe: Once we fought together as one. Myself, Rytlock, Logan, Eir and her wolf, Snaff and his apprentice. We called ourselves Destiny’s Edge. We were the best the world had seen. We fought dragon minions from the Sea of Sorrows to the Crystal Desert. We encountered Glint. She was a legendary creature that served Kralkatorrik, the crystal dragon, until she betrayed her master. Kralkatorrik awoke, and flew south to slay its traitorous lieutenant, leaving devastation in its wake. We stood beside Glint, ready to face an Elder Dragon, but Logan was suddenly called away. We were weakened, but Eir thought we could still stand and fight. Eir was incorrect. We were defeated. Kralkatorrik killed Glint. We lost Snaff as well.

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

kingmunsterxvii:

Tell me more

(Source: corporation-cats)

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(Source: photosetavenue)

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

foo-chan:

ただいまのふーちゃんは、おとうちゃん待ちのぺそーん。
"PESOOOOON"

http://foo-chan.com/